Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.”
Oh my god.
you know those days when everybody you chat doesnt reply? its like they all attend a meeting you weren’t a part of and decide “GUYS STARTING NOW WE ARE GOING TO IGNORE HER AIGHT YAAAAS #LETSGOTEAM”
have you ever realized how amazing professor doofenshmirtz is. i mean everyday a platypus destroys his dreams of tri-state area domination and everyday he wakes up thinking “this is the fucking day. i will take over the tri-state area and no platypus can stop me”
and then there’s people like me. who trip and are on the floor and stay there. like yep this is where it’s at and im staying here because im probably going to trip again once i stand up. aint nobody tripping again
